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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to...
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I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid...
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Always remember that striving and struggle precede success, even in the dictionary.
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Charles Churchill

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Genius is of no country.
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When you wish to instruct, be brief that men’s minds take in quickly what...
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Doubt is the vestibule through which all must pass before they can enter into...
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J. Jonah Jameson Hoffman, run down to the patent office and market the name...
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Rita Rudner

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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
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