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Had there been no difficulties and no thorns in the way, then man would...
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Beware the politically obsessed. They are often bright and interesting, but they have something...
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They eat the dainty food of gamous chefs with the same pleasure with which...
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An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
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Words form the thread on which we string our experiences.
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As I rejected amnesty, so I reject revenge. I ask all Americans who ever...
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When I retire I’m going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through...
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Johnny couldn’t read … for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.