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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Edward R. Murrow

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Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.
Martin Luther

Quote #15310

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The fewer the words, the better the prayer.
Jean Kerr

Quote #14757

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I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
Neil Gaiman

Quote #20346

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that...
Jack Penn

Quote #16322

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling...
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Quote #16049

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The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but...
Dan Kelly

Quote #14709

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The effects of kindness are not always seen immediately, Sometimes it takes years until...
Dorthea Bragg

Quote #11182

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All that is necessary to break the spell of inertia and frustration is this...
Oscar Wilde

Quote #5114

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be...
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