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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
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I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
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Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
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Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed...
Quote #2019
All human things are subject to decay,And, when Fate summons, monarchs must obeyThis Flecknoe...
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So much of our time is preparation, so much is routine, and so much...
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
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It has always seemed to me extreme presumptuousness on the part of those who...
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In order to be utterly happy the only thing necessary is to refrain from...
Quote #11524
Well, Mr. Secretary, I lived in a house without electricity too. No running water,...