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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13749

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
English Proverb

Quote #7413

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Let him make use of instinct who cannot make use of reason.
John Stuart Mill

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If all mankind minus one were of one opinion, mankind would be no more...
William Hazlitt

Quote #9183

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The way to procure insults is to submit to them a man meets with...
Rene Descartes

Quote #6687

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Each problem that I solved became a rule, which served afterwards to solve other...
Marquis de Sade

Quote #12459

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One must do violence to the object of one’s desire when it surrenders, the...
Stephen Neill

Quote #16000

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The good teacher … discovers the natural gifts of his pupils and liberates them...
Victoria Billings

Quote #10878

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whether he admits it or not, a man has been brought up to look...
Robert Sheckley

Quote #17467

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nothing got him angrier than when people implied he was paranoid. It made him...
John Rogers

Quote #17009

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
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