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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be...
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An American will tinker with anything he can put his hands on. But how...
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I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
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Praise youth and it will prosper.
Norman Mailer

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One thing I’ve learned in all these years is not to make love when...
Carl Sandburg

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The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.
Dorothee Solle

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If my hands are fully occupied in holding on to something, I can neither...
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When the judgement’s weak, The prejudice is strong.
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Riches and power are but gifts of blind fate, whereas goodness is the result...
J Tolkein

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It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if...
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