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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes...
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It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told.
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Things that we hear pass quicker from our minds than what we read.
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The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of...
Lesley Conger

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Every act of dishonesty has at least two victims the one we think of...
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It is knowledge that influences and equalizes the social condition of man that gives...
Willa Sibert Cather

Quote #11690

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The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or woman.
Alfred Hitchcock

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There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13665

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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Sir Thomas More

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Why dost thou gaze upon the sky O that I were yon spangled sphere...
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