Quote #16306
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
Quote #17794
People spend too much time finding other people to blame, too much energy finding...
Quote #3335
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.
Quote #6803
No man is free who is not master of himself.
Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #8272
The 2nd amendment was never intended to allow private citizens to ‘keep and bear...
Quote #7572
There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term...
Quote #13805
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #15127
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
Quote #11407
Never think that God’s delays are God’s denials. Hold on hold fast hold out....