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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13774

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
La Rochefoucauld

Quote #840

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Those who give too much attention to trifling things become generally incapable of great...
Cicero

Quote #19826

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As the old proverb says Like readily consorts with like.
Robert J. Sawyer

Quote #21423

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace.
Ludwig Boerne

Quote #10985

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The secret of power is the knowledge that others are more cowardly than you...
William C. Hunter

Quote #14361

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s too much to ask one to love his enemy. Let’s compromise on forgetting...
Lord Chesterfield

Quote #6982

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and...
Bill Watterson

Quote #18777

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Brendan Francis Behan

Quote #10638

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem they know how it’s done, they’ve seen...
German proverb

Quote #2660

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
God gives the nuts but he does not crack them.
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