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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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People seldom see the halting and painful steps by which the most insignificant success...
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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about...
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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History is a voice forever sounding across the centuries the laws of right and...
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Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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Presidents don’t do it to their wives. They do it to their country.
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In a full heart there is room for everything, and in an empty heart...
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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
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Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or...