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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13709

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you...
G Gaia

Quote #13164

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The common dogma of fundamentalists is fear of modern knowledge, inability to cope with...
Andy Warhol

Quote #18743

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
Clevand Amory

Quote #10048

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I can’t take a well-tanned person seriously.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Quote #205

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We have entered an age in which education is not just a luxury permitting...
Coleman Cox

Quote #12184

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Kahlil Gibran

Quote #2883

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Say not, ‘I have found the truth,’ but rather, ‘I have found a truth.’
Titus Maccius Plautus

Quote #21025

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
Katharine Hepburn

Quote #14125

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but...
Anthony Burgess

Quote #6456

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.
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