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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
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Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My...
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The man who didn’t want his wife to work has been succeeded by the...
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The problems of the world cannot possible be solved by skeptics or cynics whose...
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As civil rulers, not having their duty to the people duly before them, may...
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The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
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To serve is beautiful, but only if it is done with joy and a...
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Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread,...