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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then...
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Passive acceptance of the teacher’s wisdom is easy to most boys and girls. It...
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The man who didn’t want his wife to work has been succeeded by the...
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Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
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Assault weapons’ menacing looks, coupled with the public’s confusion over fully-automatic machine guns versus...
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Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...
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Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
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It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness.
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I am personally convinced that one person can be a change catalyst, a ‘transformer’...
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