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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
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Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave.
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Whenever I hear people talking about ‘liberal ideas,’ I am always astounded that men...
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always...
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Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.
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Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually...
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Never say never Never is a long, undependable time, and life is too full...
Mickey Manfield

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Most of us would like to be smarter than we are, stronger than we...
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