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An intellectual hate is the worst.
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I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father’s religion,...
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The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
Quote #3942
Merrill One time, I was at this party… and I was sitting on the...
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There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it...
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Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
Quote #11599
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
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If all the world’s a stage, then where is the audience sitting
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...
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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...