Quote #9997
If a cow can’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.
Quote #17842
Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not...
Quote #4336
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
Quote #11356
Be substantially great in thyself, and more than thou appearest unto others.
Quote #13837
I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because...
Quote #7707
All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.
Quote #14305
The greatest masterpieces were once only pigments on a palette.
Quote #9902
It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man...
Quote #6386
No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...
Quote #11494
The Congress will push me to raise taxes, and I’ll say no, and they’ll...