Quote #19270
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
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Every time you spend money, you’re casting a vote for the kind of world...
Quote #9898
Time as he grows old teaches many lessons.
Quote #14574
The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those...
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The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing....
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Justice cannot be for one side alone, but must be for both.
Quote #19079
There is no one quite as angry as someone who has just lost a...
Quote #20568
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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As surgeons keep their instruments and knives always at hand for cases requiring immediate...
Quote #10235
I married beneath me. All women do.