Quote #13764
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Quote #9274
Never regard study as a duty but as an enviable opportunity to learn to...
Quote #13842
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #18237
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote #7282
Money, the root of all evil…but the cure for all sadness.
Quote #7361
Nothing feebler than a man does the earth raise up, of all the things...
Quote #14790
I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
Quote #8314
Judging from the main portion of the history of the world, so far, justice...
Quote #6632
Leadership is not magnetic personality–that can just as well be a glib tongue. It...
Quote #11700
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.