Quote #18761
If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.
Quote #12849
Wisdom is knowing when you can’t be wise.
Quote #17744
The real object of those who resorted to Secession, as well as those who...
Quote #12223
You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.
Quote #12612
‘Bury me on my face,’ said Diogenes and when he was asked why, he...
Quote #3693
I play in the low 80′s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t...
Quote #14589
The world stands aside to let anyone pass who knows where he is going.
Quote #2264
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
Quote #2138
If you can’t bite, don’t show your teeth.
Quote #13906
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...