Quote #3960
An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.
Quote #10487
But groundless hope, like unconditional love, is the only kind worth having.
Quote #1404
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #5558
That there should one Man die ignorant who had capacity for Knowledge, this I...
Quote #8986
Beware of over-great pleasure in being popular or even beloved.
Quote #20451
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #20561
Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.
Quote #19335
The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #10746
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
Quote #15427
By health I mean the power to live a full, adult, living, breathing life...