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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13906

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Clifton Paul Fadiman

Quote #12907

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I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or...
Carl Reiner

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A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing...
Katharine Graham

Quote #13442

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To love what you do and feel that it matters – how could anything...
Augustus Hare

Quote #13967

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Man without religion is the creature of circumstances.
Charles De Gaulle

Quote #12420

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13846

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don’t stop and...
Andrew Schneider

Quote #21543

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have...
Charles Peters

Quote #21074

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing...
Dan Quayle

Quote #21179

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
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