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Last night’s homer was Willie Stargell’s 399th career home run, leaving him one shy...
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I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
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Of life’s two chief prizes, beauty and truth, I found the first in a...
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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He that visits the sick in hopes of a legacy, but is never so...
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The man who does not work for the love of work but only for...
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Life is an onion and one peels it crying.
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Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are...
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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to...
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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in...