Quote #3411
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #4050
Don’t flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates....
Quote #19461
Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once....
Quote #13886
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Quote #21566
Marriage. It’s like a cultural hand-rail. It links folks to the past and guides...
Quote #3266
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Quote #16831
All men are evil and will declare themselves to be so when occasion is...
Quote #13974
A man’s silence is wonderful to listen to.
Quote #2003
To command is to serve, nothing more and nothing less.
Quote #12369
It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend...