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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
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A human being must have occupation if he or she is not to become...
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Ovid

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Nothing is stronger than habit.
Laurence J. Peter

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In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able...
Seneca

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It is a youthful failing to be unable to control one’s impulses.
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If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
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Sometimes I wonder if we live life by reliving life, rather than by living...
George Steiner

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The journalistic vision sharpens to the point of maximum impact every event, every individual...
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