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He who knows he is a fool is not the biggest fool He who...
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Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in...
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Next time I will … From now on I will … What makes me...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
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Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.
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Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long.
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Arithmetic is where the answer is right and everything is nice and you can...