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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then...
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Prosperity is a great teacher adversity a greater.
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The eternal silence of these infinite spaces fills me with dread.
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I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
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Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They’ve been...
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If there be any truer measure of a man than by what he does,...
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Always love your enemies–nothing annoys them so much.
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Most people are searching for happines. They’re looking for it. They’re trying to find...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I think a good movie would be about a guy who’s a brain scientist,...
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