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No guest is so welcome in a friend’s house that he will not become...
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Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only...
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I am treating you as my friend, asking you to share my present minuses...
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It’s just as sure a recipe for failure to have the right idea fifty...
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My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
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He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
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Nothing can be produced out of nothing.
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You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...