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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13844

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger...
Jean Kerr

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The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just...
Michael Landon

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Whatever you want to do, do it now. There are only so many tomorrows.
Brendan Francis Behan

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I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so...
William Henry Harrison

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There is nothing more corrupting, nothing more destructive of the noblest and finest feelings...
Elizabeth Berg

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There is incredible value in being of service to others. I think if most...
William Shakespeare

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The devil hath power To assume a pleasing shape.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Insist on yourself never imitate. Your own gift you can present every moment with...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Theodore Isaac Rubin

Quote #17131

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and...
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