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A man always blames the woman who fooled him. In the same way he...
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front...
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If you must play, decide on three things at the start the rules of...
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Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to...
Quote #12187
The man who rolls up his sleeves seldom loses his shirt.
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The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a...
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We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we...
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
Quote #12624
Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their...
Quote #898
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.