Quote #5015
You can do what you think you can do and you cannot do what...
Quote #2668
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
Quote #6002
A hypocrite is a person who–but who isn’t
Quote #15238
The proper function of man is to live – not to exist.
Quote #6597
The future has a way of arriving unannounced.
Quote #13683
The old pool shooter had won many a game in his life. But now...
Quote #9731
Happiness is the only sanction of life where happiness fails, existence remains a mad...
Quote #20396
I improve on misquotation.
Quote #18451
My Karma ran over your dogma.
Quote #6105
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.