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Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
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I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life...
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If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can’t, you’re...
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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It is astonishing with how little wisdom mankind can be governed, when that little...
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There are occasions when it is undoubtedly better to incur loss than to make...
Quote #6344
There would be no society if living together depended upon understanding each other.
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In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...