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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Margaret Cho

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I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
Euripides

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I have found power in the mysteries of thought, exaltation in the changing of...
Frederick Sherwood Dunn

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Virtue does not always demand a heavy sacrifice only the willingness to make it...
William Peter Horn

Quote #14292

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You always smile but in your eyes your sorrow shows.
Dr. Seuss

Quote #17446

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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get...
Albert Einstein

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You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
Kierkegaard

Quote #1453

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Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
Mary Wortley Montagu

Quote #6105

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I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
Julius Henry Marx

Quote #15482

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Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
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