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Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a hatchet.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked...
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Adults are just children who earn money.
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We often choose a friend as we do a mistress — for no particular...
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It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat...
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Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind – listen to the birds....
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Batman You killed my parents. The Joker What What What are you talking about...
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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I am not in this world to live up to other people’s expectations, nor...
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Somehow not only for ChristmasBut all the long year through,The joy that you give...