Quote #18862
When you are down and out something always turns up-and it is usually the...
Quote #8039
That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.
Quote #13814
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Quote #1223
To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.
Quote #12380
My future starts when I wake up every morning… Every day I find something...
Quote #11076
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Quote #7835
Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think...
Quote #788
To stay in places and to leave, to trust, to distrust, to no longer...
Quote #2620
This great misfortune – to be incapable of solitude.
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...