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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
George Carlin

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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...
Seneca

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Not to feel one’s misfortunes is not human, not to bear them in not...
Samuel Goldwyn

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If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Quote #195

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I don’t believe I’ll ever get credit for anything I do in foreign affairs,...
Henry Ford

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There is joy in work. There is no happiness except in the realization that...
George Bernard Shaw

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Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice...
Benjamin Johnson

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It is not growing like a tree in bulk doth make man better be...
Noam Chomsky

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Personally, I’m in favor of democracy, which means that the central institutions of society...
Norman Douglas

Quote #4083

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for...
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