Quote #15632
Legend a lie that has attained the dignity of age.
Quote #9425
Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
Quote #659
A weed is just a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.
Quote #171
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Quote #19260
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Quote #5942
Just a hurried line…to tell a story which puts the contrast between *our* feast...
Quote #21208
A finished person is a boring person.
Quote #19690
The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.
Quote #4840
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood...
Quote #19624
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.