Quote #13886
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Quote #12514
Every advantage in the past is judged in the light of the final issue.
Quote #4798
All perception of truth is the detection of an analogy we reason from our...
Quote #7796
If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
Quote #8464
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
Quote #7766
The entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just one...
Quote #8162
An apology for the devil it must be remembered that we have heard only...
Quote #15767
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because of his fear.
Quote #15570
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #17070
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.