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When you don’t have any money, the problem is food. When you have money,...
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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We were all born with wings. In times of doubt spread them.
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Some things arrive on their own mysterious hour, on their own terms and not...
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I have discovered, in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge...
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Not by age but by capacity is wisdom acquired.
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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it...
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Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free...