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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
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A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the...
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La Rochefoucauld

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If we are to judge of love by the consequences, it more nearly resembles...
Eugenio Montale

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The most dangerous aspect of present-day life is the dissolution of the feeling of...
Happy Gilmore

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Happy During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records...
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If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a...
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When you give each other everything, it becomes an even trade. Each wins all.
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Food is our common ground, a universal experience.
Eddie Cantor

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Truth or tact You have to choose. Most times they are not compatible.
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