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For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always...
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It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when...
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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the...
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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
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Life in common among people who love each other is the ideal of happiness.
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Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get...
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It is a youthful failing to be unable to control one’s impulses.
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
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Englishmen hate Liberty and Equality too much to understand them. But every Englishman loves...
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Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.