Quote #2309
He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so.
Quote #18203
Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
Quote #7583
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Quote #12388
It’s amazing what one can do when one doesn’t know what one can’t do.
Quote #5884
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.
Quote #10712
All power in human hands is liable to be abused.
Quote #20463
One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano...
Quote #19467
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #3558
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what...
Quote #13322
I think one of the great problems we have in the Republican Party is...