Quote #13880
If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone
Quote #21294
Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.
Quote #21224
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
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And another of his disciples said unto him, Lord, suffer me first to go...
Quote #11788
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Quote #13927
If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I...
Quote #11528
I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge That myth is more potent than...
Quote #15118
Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the...