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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
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As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
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There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so...
Quote #3064
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
Quote #19262
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
Quote #10166
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
Quote #825
Constancy in love is a perpetual inconstancy, in which the heart attaches itself successively...
Quote #19875
Where is there dignity unless there is honesty
Quote #20107
There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I...
Quote #5649
The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie–deliberate, contrived and...