Quote #11540
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
Quote #1667
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell you see, I have...
Quote #357
You see things as they are and ask, ‘Why’ I dream things as they...
Quote #18436
Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never...
Quote #15570
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #17043
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
Quote #11529
Share everything. Don’t take things that aren’t yours. Put things back where you found...
Quote #7668
But then peace, peace I am so mistrustful of it so much afraid that...
Quote #2145
They never fail who die in a great cause.
Quote #13875
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...