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A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate,...
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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it...
Quote #7639
The robot is going to lose. Not by much. But when the final score...
Quote #13771
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #8942
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
Quote #979
No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come.
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What is this world that is hastening me toward I know not what, viewing...
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Death is not the worst than can happen to men.
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #3989
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...