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When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my...
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Sometimes on the way to our dreams, We get lost and find an even...
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Hardware the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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The older dictators fell because they could never supply their subjects with enough bread,...
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If being wealthy is taken to mean having the means to satisfy one’s every...
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If you want to cut your own throat, don’t come to me for a...
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I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...
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In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...