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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13799

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Voltaire

Quote #6743

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
‘That is indisputable,’ was the answer, ‘but in this country it is a good...
Charles Kingsley

Quote #14865

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is only the great hearted who can be true friends. The mean and...
Horace

Quote #8378

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Brevis esse laboro, obscurus fio.(When I labor to be brief, I become obscure.)
Theodor Reik

Quote #16887

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nothing said to us, nothing we can learn from others, reaches us so deep...
Alphonse Karr

Quote #14681

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns...
Dorothe Deluzy

Quote #12494

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We believe at once in evil, we only believe in good upon reflection. Is...
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9671

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.
Ronald Reagan

Quote #8245

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
Unknown

Quote #18238

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There is nothing worse in this world then wasted talent.
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