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We come and go just like ripples in a stream.
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Men of perverse opinion do not know the excellence of what is in their...
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When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of...
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To be always fortunate, and to pass through life with a soul that has...
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If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody...
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the...
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The best love affairs are those we never had.