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Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
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The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his actions.
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Time keeps no measure when true friends are parted, No record day by day...
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My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today.
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Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that’s the...
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The world must be made safe for democracy. Its peace must be planted upon...
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I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And...
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All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
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I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is...
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