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You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
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Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
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I have this theory – that if we’re told we’re bad, then that’s the...
Quote #15878
Work hard, live cheap, and save your money.
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Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness....
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Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education....
Quote #5493
It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.
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Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
Quote #18637
It is not known precisely where angels dwell-whether in the air, the void, or...